The slowest Cats ever!

If it’s possible to kill an Internet Service Provider I’d squeeze the life out of mine in a minute! I use Cats Net and it’s seriously slow. To give you an idea, it’s slower than say.... the Girls of the Playboy Mansion attempting to add 25 and 19 without the aid of a calculator.

I happen to love cats and I thought that a provider called Cats would be quick and have 9 lives (i.e be quite stable).

Instead I’m stuck with something that’s the exact opposite – it’s slow and dies often.

This is what happens when you sign up with a service provider because it’s called Cats and not because it’s known to be reliable. I’m trying not to but I think I have to blame myself!